The Junior Defenders

Ally Sheedy

Jill Fields

Justin Henry

Jimmy Fletcher

Brian O'Halloran

Mitch Stone

Jason David Frank

Tommy Keen

Bill Raymond

Bill Samuels

Fred Hazelton

Norman Nields

John Waters

Narrator

Art Patriquin

Darryl Dunsmere

John Griesemer

Detective Drake

Victoria Lockridge

70s Awards Show Presenter

Jake Lambertson

70s Award Show Presenter

Frank Thibodeau

George Berryman

Shaina Fishman

Young Jill Fields

Jared Thibodeau

Young Tommy Keen

Orhan Yetsel

Young Mitch Stone

Duncan Nutter

Young Jimmy Fletcher

Lawrence Bender

Interviewee

Pauly Shore

Interviewee

Kevin Smith

Interviewee

Michael Evans

Michael Thompson

Peter Tork

Interviewee

Florence Henderson

Interviewee

Michael Dukakis

Interviewee

Josh Bridgman

That's Insanity Contestant

Bruce Perkins

70s Comedian

Mark Awodey

Junior Defenders Writer

Paul Schnabel

The President

Rick Giachino

Lord Wonton / Guy in Bar #1

Michael Yurief

ABS Network CEO

Doreen Kraft

Michelle Fletcher

Peter Youngbaer

New Anchor Neil Knowles

John Grlesmer

Special Agent David Drake

Tracey Girdich

Woman on Street

Sandra Gartner

Reporter

Rusty DeWees

Jail Warden

David Williams

Jail Guard

Evan Petrie

Candlelight Vigil Fan / News Segment Narrator

Leah Sohotra

Candlelight Vigil Fan

Neil Cleary

Guitar Player

Jen Taber

Folk Singer / "Cassandra" Host

Rob Koier

Vamipre Cult Member

Beth Cameron

Infomercial Narrator

Diana Devlin

Vampire Testimonial

Cabot Orton

Vampire Testimonial

Amanda Dandurand

Vampire Phone Caller

Elle Key

Carla Stanton

Matt Dunne

TV Movie Norman

Patty Lynch

TV Movie Girlfriend

Chris Gimino

TV Movie Darryl

Walt Levering

TV Movie FBI Agent #1

Paul Ugalde

TV Movie FBI Agent #2

David Glaven

TV Movie Bad Guy

John Brooks

TV Movie Announcer

Peter Lind

Entertainment News Anchor

Dan Harvey

TV Director

Dennis MacKey

Majesty Studios Caterer

Keith Spiegel

Larry Blandsbury

Jim Reid

News Anchor Ed Reynolds

Alan Newman

Majesty Studios DP

Russell J. Dreher

News Reporter Ted Daniels

Jim Reynolds

Majesty Studios Grip #1

Eddie Varano

Majesty Studios Grip #2

Ben Ash

Frank O'Donnell (Awards Host)

Sasha Dingle

Asian Teenager

Adrian Dingle

Asian Teenager

Cuc Huynh

Asian Mother

Mark Sasahara

Guy in Bar #2