ALF

Max Wright

Willie Tanner

Anne Schedeen

Kate Tanner

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Lynn Tanner

Benji Gregory

Brian Tanner

Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros

Alf / Gordon Shumway

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Josh Blake

Jake Ochmonek

Anne Meara

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Jim J. Bullock

Neal Tanner

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Larry Dykstra

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Mrs. Byrd

Paul Dooley

Whizzer

Dean Cameron

Robert Sherwood

Andrea Covell

Jody

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Judy Landers

Brenda

Ricky Paull Goldin

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Flakey Pete

Joyce Brothers

Joyce Brothers

Tommy Newsom

Tommy Newsom

Carlos Lacámara

Doug Could

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Randy

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Brandon Tartikoff

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Frederick de Cordova

Frederick de Cordova

Joan Embery

Joan Embery

Eugene Greytak

Pope John Paul II

Ed McMahon

Ed McMahon

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Norman Lee Harris

David Knell

Dudley

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Diana

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Jason

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Sylvia

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Joseph Maher

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Carl Franklin

Dr. Willoughby

Larry Hankin

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Sandy Duncan

Judith Marie-Bergan

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Girl

Francis X. McCarthy

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Mary Jo

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Betty Susla

Randee Heller

Elaine Ochmonek

Casey Kasem

Casey Kasem

Bob Denver

Gilligan

Tracey Walter

Gravel Gus

David Alan Grier

FBI #1

Dan Gilvezan

Harry

Joe Colligan

Alexander

Sam Whipple

Sam

Tim Rossovich

Instructor

Richard Fancy

Colonel Halsey

John McLaughlin

John McLaughlin

Melissa Francis

Miss Williams

Kurt McKinney

Scott

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Mr. Rasmussen

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Steve Michaels

Richard Sanders

Hogarth

Earl Boen

Warren

David Horowitz

David Horowitz

Stanley DeSantis

Minister

Anne Ramsey

Ethel Buttonwood

Archie Hahn

Bill Loman

Michael Des Barres

Eddie

Jeff Doucette

Scooter

Darwin Joston

Dog-Pound Attendant

Geoffrey Blake

Lizard

Todd Susman

Jim Hutchinson

Nancy Lenehan

Laverne Litwak

Carla Gugino

Laura

Joe Mays

Ron

Bill Brochtrup

Charlie

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Julius

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Ellen

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George Foley

Allyce Beasley

Margaret

Joe Namath

Joe Namath

Mickey Jones

Artie

Sherman Howard

Officer

Amzie Strickland

Rebecca

Fran Drescher

Roxanne

Nedra Volz

Cat Woman

Logan Ramsey

Vince

Timothy Stack

Jim

Brandon Tartikoff

Brandon Tartikoff

Russell Johnson

Roy Hinkley

Robert Pine

Father

Jesse D. Goins

Doug

Jed Mills

Dad

Aaron Lustig

Willie #2

Lewis Arquette

Ed Billings

Dawn Wells

Mary Ann Summers

Joseph V. Perry

Mr. Polniakoff

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Michael

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Bernie

Molly Hagan

Denise

Nicole Dubuc

Hannah

Carrie Lorraine

Heidi

Meshach Taylor

Addison

Deborah White

Monica

Clyde Kusatsu

Skydiver

Denise Dowse

FBI #4

Mark Blankfield

Eric Sr.

Larry Poindexter

Sergeant Armstrong

Henry G. Sanders

George

John Pinette

Howie Anderson

Kenneth Tigar

FBI #2

Arthur Rosenberg

Mr. Defoe

Lisle Wilson

Police Officer

Vince McKewin

Stele

Myrna White

Myrna

Bunny Summers

Bunny

Sandy Freeman

Sandy

Alan David Gelman

Delivery Man

Thomas Callaway

Animal

Michael Lemon

Nolan

Susan Lavine

Skydiver

Brad Thornton

Skydiver Collins

Robert Costanzo

Bert

Randy Sutter

Butch

Kristen Taylor Johnson

Alison

Stephen Seigel

Jack Rabbit Courier

Diane Cary

Ms. Wine

Philip Gordon

Luis Mancia

Bill McIntyre

Officer

Mimi Davis-Taylor

Lady

Mitchell Group

Man

Joshua Rudoy

Spencer

Bob Larkin

Customer at Garage Sale

Pamela McMyler

Customer at Garage Sale

Phil Rubenstein

Customer at Garage Sale

Garry Goodrow

Consumer Ed

Douglas Warhit

Exterminator

Alan Hale Jr.

Jonas Grumby

John Miranda

Brother Ed

Michael Alaimo

Monk

Tom Patchett

Interviewer

Michele Brustin

Michele Brustin

Al Fann

Workman

Darrow Igus

Ron

Nan McNamara

Tartikoff's Secretary

Richard Roat

Walter Burke

Linda Hoy

Bernice Billings

Melanie Noble

Felicia Burke

Suzanne Hunt

Miss Bartley

Lou Felder

Gil Hossenfeffer

Brian Stokes Mitchell

Nathan Peal

Keri Houlihan

Tiffany

Glenn Withrow

Richard

Connie Richmond

Nurse #1

Patricia Ayame Thomson

Nurse #2

James Brown III

Little Boy

Elisha Cook Jr.

Uncle Albert

Randy Simper

Herb

Nancy Linari

Mary

Robert Alan Beuth

Howard

H. Ray Huff

Sid

Pamella D'Pella

Denise

Fred Goss

Delivery Man

Hilarie Thompson

Betty

Michael Berryman

Rick

Lindy Nisbet

Mavis

Tim Wade

Stage Manager

Richard McKenzie

Nick Susla

Ron Steelman

John

Tony Lober

Intruder

Tom La Grua

Marshall

Pete Willcox

Aaron King

Rebecca Boone

Andrea

Peter Iacangelo

Lee Frasier

Bill Wiley

Farmer

David Wohl

TV Shrink

Bruno Alexander

Sabato Springs Man

Charles Dougherty

Phil

Parker Whitman

FBI #3

Marcia Firesten

Betsy

Dale Raoul

Rita

Rob Neukirch

Howard

Holly Fields

Joanie

Kevin Bourland

Man

Steve Sweeney

Airline Worker

Fran Bennett

Mrs. Watson

Shirley Prestia

Delores

Wayne Powers

Sid

David Spade

Larry Siotkin

John Apicella

Man

Carl Carlsson

Rudolph

Kip Gilman

Llyod Ruben

Edward Edwards

Brian Sr.

Jack Armstrong

Ben

Phil Leeds

Jack

Doug Ballard

Lieutenant Alden

Lee Ryan

Carl Buck

Robert Gallo

Workman

Jessica James

Dorothy

Ivan Bonar

Dean Houseman

James Gallery

Donna LaBrie

Mother

Mark Levine

Pizza Delivery Man