Decker

Joe Estevez

President Davidson

Tim Heidecker

Agent Jack Decker

Gregg Turkington

Special Agent Kington

Mark Proksch

Abdul / Wolfman / Frankenstein / Bob Cratchit / Jacob Marley / Mummy / Charlie Chaplin / W-CPO

James Mane Jr.

Lanoi Arnold

John Aprea

General Cotter

Simone Turkington

Advisor

Sally Kellerman

First Lady Janet Davidson

Ralph Lucas

James Dean / Dracula

Jimmy McNichol

Son of Dracula

Charlie Schiefer

Vice President Roger Robertson

Vinny DeGennaro

Soldier #2

Manuel Giusti

Manuel Giusti

Rizi Timane

UN Secretary General

Vaughn Armstrong

Dr. Peterson

Ayaka Ohwaki

President Davidson's Secretary

David Schroeder

Doctor

Bobby Valli

Zombie

Vincent Riquier

Vinny (uncredited)

Toni Sawyer

Aide

Alessandro Serradimigni

Axiom

Nicholas Ruffilo

Nick

Andrew Porter

Michael Victor

Chris Murray

Terrorist

Melanie Erlich

Waitress

Cristy Joy

Stewardess

Daniel Krause

Terrorist 1

Al Jardine

Dr. Richards

Kyle Clinton

Soldier

Ernest Pierce

Front Desk Clerk

Corwin Allard

Young Jack Decker Jr.

Joey Travolta

Judge Buchanan

Jesse Popp

Concertgoer

Kellee Maize

Popp

Corbin Timbrook

Fictional President Davidson

Steve Railsback

Fictional General Cotter

Mike Tarnofsky

Helicopter Pilot

Ruben Roberto Gomez

Senator Sanchez

Eric Kaldor

Dr. Aswad

Nick Brett

Trooper

Michael C. Matthews

Roy St. Charlemagne Laroux

January Welsh

Candy

Zac Holtzman

Dr. Luther An

Mustafa Haidari

Arab Attacker

Lindsay Seim

Maybellene

David Marks

Self

Carl Gottlieb

Self

Terry Shroud

Film Buff

Dee Thompson

Captain Dee

Don Swayze

General Coover

Todd Rundgren

Ambassador Zultan (voice)

Raghuram Shetty

International Panelist

Marilyn Harris Smith

Mrs. Crane