Pete & Pete

Michael C. Maronna

Big Pete Wrigley

Danny Tamberelli

Little Pete Wrigley

Alison Fanelli

Ellen Hickle

Judy Grafe

Joyce Wrigley

Hardy Rawls

Don Wrigley

Toby Huss

Artie

Michelle Trachtenberg

Nona Mecklenberg

Rick Gomez

Endless Mike Hellstrom

David Martel

Teddy Forzman

Rick Barbarette

Bill Korn

Iggy Pop

James Mecklenberg

Damian Young

Bus Driver Stu Benedict

Liza Weil

Margie Corsell

James Rebhorn

Mr. McFlemp

Aaron Schwartz

Clem Lanell

Theresa Flannagan

Carlton Beener

Mort Mortenson

Adam West

Harry S. Murphy

Fred Hurley

Syd Straw

Miss Fingerwood

Juliana Hatfield

Emma the Lunch Line Worker

Larisa Oleynik

Nurse

Janeane Garofalo

Ms. Brackett

Heather Matarazzo

Natasha

Geoff Pierson

Mr. Perfect

Bebe Neuwirth

The Mailcarrier

William Hickey

Grandfather Wrigley

Ellen Cleghorne

Bus Driver Sally Knorp

Golden Brooks

Herself

John McLaughlin

John McLaughlin

Mark Mulcahy

Muggy

Michael Gaston

Mr. Markle

Chris Elliott

Meterman Ray

Bill Irwin

The Broker

Sarah March

Younger Perfect Daughter

Jaclyn Thornberg

Older Perfect Daughter

Jackie Cardillo

Maria (uncredited)

Kevin Thomas Fee

James Markle Jr.

Thomas Roy

Announcer

Doug Bernstein

Stan

Amy Gagon

Pink Eye

Joseph Blaire

Pervis

Angela Sargeant

Nancy

Winnie Zhang

Libby Hurley

Jenna Cunningham

Dan Daily

Phil Tagliaferri

Frank Gifford

Frank Gifford

Ray Abbott

Golfer at driving range (uncredited)

Jude Ciccolella

Mr. Slurm

Patrick Horgan

Coach R. Cornwallis

Emma Jean Jones

Gordon Joseph Weiss

Janitor Cecil Tucker

Herbert Russell

Trader Tim

Christopher Conte

Papercut (uncredited)

David Wagner

Mary Rose

Ryan Brown

Tarmo Urb

Roger the Night Guard

James Lally

Frank the Crossing Guard

Debbie Harry

Neighbor

Alberto Alejandrino

Irma St. Paule

Vincent Pastore

Vincent Park

LL Cool J

Mr. Throneberry

Ruth Williamson

Teacher

Lori Tan Chinn

Gym Coach

Paul Lazar

Bob Oppenheimer

Nicholas Wyman

Ed Narrins

J.K. Simmons

Steve Buscemi

Mr. Hickle