Schere, Stein, Papier

Carlos Alazraqui

Scissors (voice)

Thomas Lennon

Paper (voice)

Ron Funches

Rock (voice)

JP Karliak

Convenient News Reporter (voice)

Melissa Villaseñor

Pencil (voice)

Eddie Pepitone

Lou (voice)

Abby Trott

Lexi / Female Robot Executive (voice)

Ray Chase

Logan the Rat Bro Head / Movie Character 2 / Movie Character 4 (voice)

Kimberly Brooks

Ms. Meyers (voice)

Jonathan Lipow

Driver (voice)

Lauren Ash

Sandpaper (voice)

Grey DeLisle

Eight-Year-Old / Person 2 / Little Old Lady (voice)

Kari Wahlgren

The Algebra Villain / Kindergarten Teacher / Kindergartener (voice)

Andrew Morgado

Chris / Narrator / Garbage Guard / Couple 2 (voice)

Darin De Paul

Bone Cruncher / Sled Hill (voice)

Betsy Sodaro

Potato (voice)

Max Mittelman

Derf / Wolf (voice)

Diedrich Bader

Chad Brockchad (voice)

Marieve Herington

Wealthy Old Lady / Futuristic Looking Woman (voice)

Sunil Malhotra

Dreamscape / Bull (voice)

Flula Borg

Franz Roll (voice)

Kaitlyn Robrock

Paper Actress (voice)

Ian Cardoni

Translator / Host (voice)

Greg Chun

Jin / Boss / Bed Bug (voice)

Alessia Cara

Lolly (voice)

Eugene Cordero

Putty (voice)

Melanie Minichino

Sharon / Future Sharon (voice)

Fred Tatasciore

Pirate Captain / Burly Pirate (voice)

Debra Wilson

Crazy-Eyed Pirate / Saleswoman / Skeleton / Sleeping Skydiver (voice)

Cristina Valenzuela

Car Wash Boss / Robot 1 (voice)

Marlene Martinez

The Astonishing Catalina (voice)

Isaac Robinson-Smith

Waiter / Water Marauder / Todd / Crowd Member 1 (voice)

kittie KaBoom

Pat / Bee (voice)

Josh Lehrman

Host / Monster / Tombstone (voice)

Keston John

Max Moonami / Husband / Patron (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Dr. Big Bat (voice)

Mallory Jansen

Cate Blanket (voice)

Vanessa Marshall

Criminal #1 / British Prime Minister (voice)

Jason Alexander

Jonathan Fartjoke (voice)

Xanthe Huynh

Hilda / Host (voice)

Jake Green

Roy / Narrator (voice)

Carla Tassara

Carla / Judge / Jenny (voice)

Heidi Schooler

Instructor (voice)

Jim Meskimen

Abraham Lincoln Head / Sentient TV / Movie Character 1 (voice)

Caleb Yen

Confucius (voice)

Eric Bauza

Ooze Prince / Male Birthday Cop 1 (voice)

Carla Gugino

Detective Wishowski (voice)

Isabela Merced

The Susan (voice)

Mike Trapp

Reginald / Soul (voice)

Bruce Wexler

Rock Actor / Tree Monster / Eyebrows (voice)

Natasha Leggero

Controller of Cool (voice)

Robbie Daymond

Scissors 2 / Adult Scissors (voice)

Brian Scott McFadden

Rabbit (voice)

Jesse Corti

Owner (voice)

Chris Cox

Kevin / Future Kevin (voice)

Matt Lowe

Bald Cap / Lizard Creature (voice)

Jonathan Van Ness

Unconditionally Supportive Wig (voice)

Cedric Yarbrough

Rock's Dad (voice)

Fryda Wolff

Hip Woman / Sassy Receptionist (voice)

Secunda Wood

Cashier / Mom / Employee (voice)

Jane Carr

Garbage Queen (voice)

Aidan Gillen

Steven Shadowwhispers (voice)

Danny Pudi

Recyclable Prince (voice)

Wanda Sykes

Dian (voice)

Ryan Robinson

Ronald Jamison (voice)

Omid Abtahi

Pharaoh Atraxes / Camel 2 (voice)

Assaf Cohen

Pragmatis / Guard (voice)

Rafael Petardi

Mr. Laurent / Audience Member (voice)

Jeff Bennett

Lenny / Chicken 1 (voice)

Dayci Brookshire

Misc. Students (voice)

Alicyn Packard

Milton (voice)

Andrew Frankel

Origami Robot / Audience Member / Swat Member 3 (voice)

Daniela Rus

Herself (voice)

Jonathan Adams

Groundskeeper / Tackling Dummy (voice)

Alex Cazares

Little Boy / Fantasy House Character (voice)

Andrew Morgado

Mr. Drake / Nobel Prize Chairman (voice)

Melissa van der Schyff

Little Red Riding Hood / Ruby (voice)

David Cui Cui

Emperor of Japan (voice)

Henry Winkler

Himself (voice)

Audrey Wasilewski

Doctor / Lagoon Monster (voice)

Chris Parnell

Parchment Paper (voice)

Jay Pharoah

Toilet Paper (voice)

Sandra Saad

Employee / Pregnant Woman / Concession Worker (voice)

Paget Brewster

Veronica Web (voice)

Jason Her

Korean Man / Citizen 1 / Sheep Henchman (voice)

Big Freedia

Car Wash Nationals Singer (voice)

Dana Snyder

Bug (voice)

Tom Kenny

Old Man / Bad Guy 1 / Station Guard 2 (voice)

Maurice LaMarche

Major Letdown / Bad Guy 5 (voice)

Valery M. Ortiz

No Dice / Station Guard 1 (voice)

Jesse Inocalla

Dr. Honeycomb / The European History Villain (voice)

Bradley Castillo

Narrator (voice)

Chris Critelli

Mr. Parmesan / Ghost (voice)

Masa Kanome

Japanese Announcer (voice)