Alle hassen Chris

Tyler James Williams

Chris

Tichina Arnold

Rochelle

Terry Crews

Julius

Imani Hakim

Tonya

Tequan Richmond

Drew

Vincent Martella

Greg Wuliger

Chris Rock

Narrator (voice)

Travis T. Flory

Joey Caruso

Jacqueline Mazarella

Mrs. Vivian Morello

Ernest Lee Thomas

Mr. Omar

Jackée Harry

Vanessa

Kevontay Jackson

Jerome

Antonio Fargas

Doc Harris

Michel Estime

Risky

Jeris Poindexter

Kill Moves

Paige Hurd

Tasha Clarkson

Lynda Scarlino

Mrs. Milone

Todd Bridges

Monk

Rappin' Granny

Old Woman

Keesha Sharp

Sheila Ridenhour

Tasia Sherel

Pam

Owen Smith

Aree Davis

Keisha Ridenhour

Blake Hightower

James

Ricky Harris

Malvo

Earthquake

Michael

Dierdre Holder

Housewife

Zee James

Teenage Tonya

Jude Ciccolella

Dr. Raymond

Mario Joyner

Doctor

Shon Little

Cop

Steve Seagren

Foreman

Cherrelle Noyd

Yvette

Tisha Campbell

Jimmie Walker

Gene

B.J. Britt

Shelby Young

jennifer

Katelyn Pacitto

P.J. Marino

Detective

Loretta Devine

Maxine

Danielle Taddei

Mother

Anna Diop

Diedra

Myzel Robinson

Fat Mike

Alex Brown

Earl Shabazz

Jazz Raycole

Lisa

Mario Revolori

Puerto Rican Boy

Aydiee Vaughn

Customer

Steve Paymer

Ralphie

Melvin Jackson Jr.

Graduate

Pam Trotter

Bernadette

Sun Park

Asian Woman

Jeff Bowser

Ticket Man

Elisa Perry

Dolemite Principal

Johnny Palermo

Frank DiPaolo

Lynette DuPree

Pot Liquor Woman

Julie Lancaster

TV Reporter

Paul Parrett

Kid #2

Wayne Brady

Louis

Whoopi Goldberg

Louise Clarkson

Jason Alexander

Principal Edwards

JB Smoove

Manny

Cassandra Braden

Bragging Woman #1

Michael Merton

Mr. Russo

Philip Ursino

Salesman

Maria Del Bagno

Teacher

Debbie Allen

Mother

Booboo Stewart

Ping

Caroline A. Rice

Washing Woman

Orlando Jones

Regina Romain

Doctor #2

Ted Lyde

Manager

Diamond Dawn Cook

Beautiful Woman

Sam Mandel

Fischer

Brooke Mackenzie

Sydney

Robert Wuhl

Abe

Vince Melocchi

White Dad

Charles Walker

Shopkeeper

LaVan Davis

Minister

Joe Moscaritolo

Line Guy

Joel Huggins

Mr. Perkins

Mackenzee Donham

Jennifer

Ungela Brockman

Mrs. Perkins

Mya Michaels

Mrs. Morales

Cisco Reyes

Gang Member

Charissa

Kid #3

Amanda Gallo

Kid #4

Jim Lau

Wok

Vincent M. Ward

Guard

Dannon Green

Guard

Gary Basaraba

Art Wuliger

Erica Hubbard

Yvette

Steve Landesberg

Christopher Massey

Kid #1

Christina DeRosa

Shar Jackson

Moisés Arias

Kid #5

Betty Okino

Cashier

Paul Ben-Victor

Kristoff St. John

John Capodice

Bus Driver

Blake Clark

Russo

T.K. Carter

Denise Boutte

Mrs. Johnson

Lauren London

Monay

Phylicia Rashād

Sam Sarpong

Mario

Stoney Jackson

Mr. Jackson

Shay Roundtree

Thug #4

Raven Goodwin

Tangee

Clarence Williams III

Tate

Josh Clark

Chemistry Teacher

Tylor Chase

Kid #4

Tim Meadows

Soul Train Teacher

Terrence Flack

Barber

Monica Calhoun

Charlotte

Mari Morrow

Daniel Samonas

Ernie D

Kool Moe Dee

Old School Teacher

Aris Mendoza

Susan

Tristin Mays

Jenise Huckstable

Chad S. Taylor

Juggler

James Luca McBride

Bomb Squad Guy

Carl Anthony Nespoli

Basejumper

James DeAngelo

Presenter

Mitchell Abbott

Football Player

Evan Moua

Asian Boy

Cher Brooks

Gorgeous Woman

Joe Gieb

Little Person

Ralph P. Martin

Bus Driver

G.G. Townson

Darlene

Danica Sheridan

Soup Person

Matthew Willig

Jason

Merdock Malcolm Mercer

Milli-Vanilli Guy

Rodger Arlen

Cop

Andrew John Ferguson

Bully

Destinee Kindle

Talent Show Participant

Ashley Rickards

Girl

Richard Lewis

Kris

Tom Virtue

Doctor with Kidney

Roger Marks

Rabbi

Carla Jimenez

Nurse

David St. James

Thomas

Timothy McLaughlin

Tree Salesman

Maliah Hudson

Emily

Jansen Panettiere

Peter

Lloyd Williams

Priest

Malcolm Foster Smith

Black Guy

Pej Vahdat

Doctor with Leg

Cathleen Chin

Doctor with Son

Gary Robinson

Kidney Man

Tony Nichols

Leg Man

Rodrick Moore

Hot Wheels Kid

Kaleb Cohen

Blind Cohen

Liv Mai

Easy Bake Oven Kid

Andrew Backlund Jr.

Scared Kid

DJ Quik

DJ Hilly Hill

Vince Green

Rapper

Michael Stellman

Magician the Magician

Brock Bradley

Lead Officer

Andrea Johnson

Bragging Woman #2

Gregory Cupoli

Electronic Salesman #1

Cleto Augusto

Electronic Salesman #2

Cyrina Fiallo

Gigi

Tiara Ashleigh

Video Girl

Eva Marcille

Ms. Crabtree

Judy Krause

Bus Passenger

Stephanie Kinch

Scared Teacher

Terrell J. Ramsey

DJ

Brittany Belt

Female Student

Bob Tyus

Man on Street

Michael Kurtz

Cop

Eric Bivens-Bush

Neighbor

Willis Burks II

Old Guy

Robert Cicchini

Coach Brady

Hayden Bromberg

Kid

Annie McKnight

Woman

Angelique Perrin

Skanky Woman

Kem Saunders

Her Man

Angela Sargeant

Middle Aged Woman

James Keane

Boss

Brittany Whitaker

Tough Girl

Charles Emmett

Principal Old School

Susan Gallagher

Patron

Benjamin Bryan

Kid

Jasmine Di Angelo

Kid #2

Ryan Heinke

Kid #3

Michael Brownlee

Newscaster

Jill Kirsh

Angry Woman

George Weiss Vando

Man in Drag

Hilary Hacker

Interviewer

Billy Mayo

Mr. Jenkins

Johnny Erasme

Thug #1

Alysia Joy Powell

Cashier

Sean Allen Rector

Robber #1

Kelvin Brown

Robber #2

Elijah Kelly

Guy

Bee-Be Smith

Mrs. Sanders

Susan Slome

Meter Maid

Robin Leach

Himself

Tyrel Jackson Williams

Baby Chris

Tylen Jacob Williams

Baby Drew

Paul Darrigo

Cop #2

John Patti

Hood

Gerry Black

Manager

Anthony Ortiz

Cashier

E'Lon Cox

13 Year Old Father

Jasmin L. Bryant

Crying Woman

Tyler Lynch

Nerd

Jennifer Der

Asian Kid

Christopher Pressley

Julius at 9 Years Old

Joseph Buttler

Mr. Russo

Chelsea Renee Piatetsky

Fight Kid

Gil Glasgow

Singing Man

Zylan Brooks

Upset Woman

Drew Matthews

Little Boy

Larry Anderson

Father

Logan Brammer

Son

Dabier

Paint Eating Kid

Duane R. Shepard Sr.

Grocer

Alex Morris

George

Lauren Patrice Nadler

Nurse

John C. Moskoff

Doctor

Indira G. Wilson

Admittance Clerk

David Grant Wright

Pete

Nichelle Hines

Mrs. Dumas

Les Bartok

Undercover Cop

Roger Ranney

Photographer

Charlene Lovings

Customer #3

Geena White

Kid #2

Shane Arenal

Kid #3

Aaron Sutton

Kid #4

Ben Levi

Kid #5

J.D. Hall

Bus Driver

Daniel E. Smith

Clyde

Cassidy Lehrman

Joy

Anna Pheil

Sexy Woman

Robert Kariakin

30 Year Old Greg

Regan Metoyér

19 Year Old Girl

Cameron Broom

Hip Hop Dancer

Mario Luis Herrera

Jorge

Wanda Welch

Dental Patient

Thomas Daniel Smith

Teenage Drew

April Gooding

Black Teacher

Ikona Starr

Aunt Mousey

Tricia Delaney

White Mother

Cary Thompson

Bulletproof Vest Teacher

Alison Frazier

Performing Arts Teacher

Dan Leegant

Hebrew School Teacher

Tyler Kremer

White Kid

Ty Granderson Jones

Bully #2

Kelli Barksdale

Slapped Student

Courtenay Taylor

Ticket Seller

Graciella Evelina Martinez

Yolanda

Ca'Shawn Sims

Girl #1

Simone Battle

Girl #2

Brianna Hollins

Girl #3

Marquis Scott

Kid #2

Jovan Roberts

Karate Student

Mauricio Mendoza

Man

Darrell Chapman

Liquor Kid

Danielle Roberts

Cigarette Girl

Michael Emanuel

Truck Driver

Gerald Emerick

Window Man

Hugh Dane

Wino

Darius Dudley

Desk Sergeant

Michael Carlton King

Heavy Man

John Ciccolini

Cop

Kiyoko Yamaguchi

Thin Woman

Mark Tomesek

Passerby

Kelly Heyer

Scout

Julie Dixon Jackson

White Mom

Khanya Mkhize

Missy Elliot

Tanee McCall

Dancer Sub

Richard Jeni

White Cop

Shavon Kirksey

Pretty Girl

Verda Bridges

Kidney Woman

Jerrika Hinton

Birthday Girl

Tayla Parx

Girl #2

Michelle Foster

Girl #3

Logan M. Williams

Levi

Noah Luke

Bookish Kid

Petri Hawkins-Byrd

Man on Fire Escape

Chrissy Weathersby Ball

Fire Escape Kid

Lance Norling

Mr. Durr

Karl T. Wright

Doctor

Jeffrey Lorenzo

Cedric

Andrea Morales

Nerdy Girl #1

Simone Morie

Nerdy Girl #2

Christina Wilson

Cool Girl #1

Lauren Wess

Cool Girl #2

Jean Elliott Campbell

Prisoner

Monique Cash

Malvo's Girlfriend

Christopher Carroll

Chaplain

Timothy E. Goodwin

Seedy Man

Sydelle Noel

Pole Dancer

John Moio

Teacher

Jennifer Shumaker

Screaming Woman

Joey Diaz

Store Owner

Michael Patrick McGill

Janitor

Gina Minervini

Lunch Lady

Wellington Sari

Tuskegee Airman

Clara Golidy-Holmes

Aunt Gemina Chef

Frederic Tucker

Cream of Wheat Chef

Justin Bretter

Kid #1

Monica Anne Parales

Lisa

Sahara Garey

Student Mother

Fred Ornstein

Elevator Operator

Jeanisha Harris

Car Lady

Verdine White

Self

Sonya Eddy

DMV Clerk

Roger Schueller

Doctor

Rosemary Dominguez

Meter Maid

Kevin Shane Cogen

Ghostbuster #1

Jacob Anderson

Ghostbuster #2

David Hayles

Thalmus

F. Flip Dumont

Roll Call Teatcher

Nicholas McGuirk

Coat Kid

Breena Shepard

Charmaine

Marcus Folmar

Husband

Caleb McNutt

Paramilitary Kid

Christopher David

Rough Houser #2

James F. Mahon

Running Kid

Ashton Moio

Flipping Kid

Vanessa Toll

Gum Girl #2

Me'Lana Mathis-Irvin

Tonya's Friend #1

Kiana Lemon

Tonya's Friend #2

Camille McNeal

Tonya's Friend #3

Art Evans

Luther

Mark Kriski

Weatherman

Tia Robinson

Cassandra

Nadine Ellis

Mrs. Booker

Clive Kennedy

Actor Sub

Steve Moramarco

Mr. Bitter

Dartenea Bryant

Boxer Girl

Crystal Dawson

Mrs. Newton

Vince Deadrick Jr.

Mob Driver

Shawn Crowder

Fed Driver

Julie Michaels

Blond Teacher

William Dennis Hunt

Judge

Regina Randolph

Harriet Tubman

Ron Brooks

Car Jacker #1

Jason Monroe

Car Jacker #2

Brandon Hirsch

42 Year Old Drew

Jackie Nova

Rosalinda

Guillermo Canteros

Puerto Rican Chris

Athena Angel

Puerto Rican Tonya

Rockey Morales

Puerto Rican Drew

April Weeden

Angry Robbed Lady

William Washington

Beaten Chain Snatcher

Jules Kain

Eric

Jim Lampley

Sports Announcer

Robert Gallo

Shecky

H.C. Fletcher

Husband

Calvin Brown

Mervin

Vincent Pastore

Paulie

Reynaldo Rey

Lester

Bianca Bethune

Chantal

Darrow Igus

Male Applicant #2

Mark Costello

Mr. Richards

Leonard Turner

Male Applicant #1

Don Curry

Cooper

David Lengel

Pizza Guy

Daniel Smith

Gang Boy

Jermaine Jackson

VCR Crackhead

Yolanda Coney-Sophus

Leather Crackhead

Thomas Hornoff

Hazmat Leader

Pat Asanti

Plumber

Devyn Inez Fusaro

Crying Girl

Jonah Lopez

Random Kim

Maria Quiban

Newscaster (uncredited)